Finnish metal band HIM prefer to indulge in group masturbation sessions rather than succumb to the allure of groupies, because they are scared of bedding a transsexual by mistake.
Frontman VILLE VALO claims that joint viewing of pornographic channels on hotel televisions keeps their sexual desires at bay, and avoids any band members getting into embarrassing situations.
Valo says, “There’s always temptation, but it’s not hard to resist.
“In HIM we synchronise our watches by having collective masturbation sessions. It keeps the urges down. Thank God for hotel porn.
“Why would I want to pick up a girl from the front row and go straight at it? Especially nowadays, you can never be sure – there’s so many ‘shemales’ around.
“Plus, I’m not so fast that I could do it in one night.”
El “señor” Valo ha dejado caer en ocasiones anteriores “perlas” del siguiente calibre:
Finnish rocker VILLE VALO matured his singing voice by smoking a staggering 100 cigarettes a day.
The HIM frontman credits the phenomenally unhealthy habit with the way he sounds – but admits he has had to cut back a little recently.
Valo, 28, says, “I’m down to 60 cigarettes a day now. It used to be more than 100. The more you smoke the better your voice gets. Guitarists have wah wah pedals to make them sound better. I have fags.”
Todo un ejemplo a seguir, ¿no? :P