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METALLICA Guitarist Says His Pet Dog Was Penetrated By Next-Door Neighbor

As a child of 11, guitarist Kirk Hammett watched in horror as his pet dog Tippy was penetrated by the guy next door. That’s just one of many jaw-dropping facts we learn about ultimate rock monsters METALLICA in the new issue of British magazine Q.

Hammett explains: “I went to my neighbor’s. The guy took down his pants and started having sex with the dog! I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. When he got up, I just took the dog and left. She was still wagging her tail.”

Other key revelations include frontman James Hetfield‘s jealousy over Hammett and drummer Lars Ulrich‘s massive consumption of cocaine. “I did not like being around them when they were on that stuff,” says the singer. “I resented the closeness they had through their drug use.”

What Hetfield and Ulrich did share, though, was their love of groupies.

“Those guys really went for it,” recalls bassist Jason Newsted. “Lars would probably be the king as far as that crazy promiscuity goes. Blowjobs under the stage during the bass solo, that kind of stuff.”

O sea, que con 11 añitos Hammett contempló como un vecino se cepillaba a su perrilla… Y yo que pensaba que cuando estuve en el internado inglés a esa misma edad vi de todo. Profundizando en la “noticia”, servidor ha conseguido en exclusiva que el guitarrista de Metallica [wiki] me mostrase la cara que se le quedó cuando presenció el acto:

Impactante, ¿verdad?

Por otro lado, las declaraciones de Newsted no sorprenden: todo el mundo sabe que a Ulrich le encanta hacer felaciones durante los sólos de bajo. Y si no, miren la cara de gustirrinín que ponía Jason mientras Lars se entretenía con sus “bajos” durante el uno de sus sólos:

En otra exclusiva para este blog, la cara de Hammett mientras veía com Ulrich usaba su boca para hacer otra cosa que no fuese decir paridas:

Escalofriante.

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