El personaje sobre el que ya apunté un par de declaraciones bastante estúpidas ha vuelto a protagonizar uno de esos episodios ridículos con nuevas declaraciones que causan vergüenza ajena:
ContactMusic.com is reporting that H.I.M. frontman Ville Valo fell victim to a brazen robbery after his drink was spiked in a Minneapolis, Minnesota, bar during his recent U.S. tour ? and he has vowed to stay sober ever since.
The Finnish rocker was drinking with strangers the evening before a gig on October 21, 2005 when the drugging took place, leaving him suffering minor injuries and with his
pockets cleaned out.
And the singer is now so terrified of a repeat incident, he is staying off alcohol for the foreseeable future.
He says, «They put some drugs in my pint of beer. I blacked out and woke up in a hotel room I’d never seen before.
«Somebody had stolen my jacket, my asthma medicine, my fags (cigarettes), my credit cards and my cell phone.
«I had a couple of scratches, probably from falling down, but nothing worse.
«I’ve been sober ever since.»
ContactMusic.com is reporting that H.I.M. frontman Ville Valo is unsure if he was raped after being given a date rape drug and robbed in a bar in Minneapolis last October [see previous story].
But the H.I.M. singer insists it would serve his attacker right if he was sexually assaulted ? because he was suffering an uncomfortable condition at the time.
Valo explains, «At that point I had a horrendous case of haemorrhoids ? which often happens on tour ? so it would have served that particular party right if they had taken their wicked way with me.
«Haemorrhoids and all the evil things that happen in the anal area. That would have been my revenge.»
Valo also admitted he is so terrified of sexually predatory groupies, he sometimes wishes he is gay.
Ville is stunned by how forward and liberated female fans are.
He says, «The overt sexuality of groupies shocks me.
«It feels odd that people think they can just sleep with us. We actually think, sometimes, in the band, that it would all be a lot easier if we were all gay because what better than going on stage having just sucked each other off ? we’d all be so happy.
«But you know, hairy balls are not really my thing.»
Di que sí, que la forma correcta de reaccionar a una sexualidad abierta y/o fuerte del sexo opuesto es plantearse la conveniencia de la homosexualidad. Y no te preocupes, que das a entender perfectamente que lo que te gustan son los testículos rasurados.